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[Sep. 20th, 2009|05:11 pm] |
According to some papers that I have found, I own about two hundred acres near Quantock Hills. Interestingly, that is also where Father wanted to be buried according to his will, but ultimately wasn't.
{Regulus}
You were there. I was told it was a closed casket funeral. Why? Father was a handsome bastard, even with sickness and all. Did you even see what they put down in the ground? |
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| A note for all the concerned DMLE employees out there: |
[Aug. 28th, 2009|10:03 am] |
I am currently busy restoring my family's various estates around the country. I am also doing my own accounting, and importing marble from Spain and Italy. I am not importing it for making altars for virgin sacrifices and murder rituals. It is for the kitchen in my current residence, a belated thank you to my own culinary genius. I have not slain anyone in recent memory, and I don't plan to.
The next time you decided to show up uninvited on my doorstep, however, I'll fucking set you all on fire. Now that's something to consider by the Williamsons and the Robardses of the world.
[Warded to James, Remus, Lily, Frank, Sturgis, Dora]
- and after the politeness of asking if I was feeling particularly murderous these days, they asked me about each of you.
What the fuck are you lot up to? (With all due respect, Frank. You can be up to anything and I won't mind.)
[/Ward]
[Later Ward Added for James]
Just so we are absolutely clear here: I do not like your Frenchwoman Auror Slash New Best Friend Jo Savage.
Me or her. Pick one.
Added later still under the same ward.
It better be me. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|01:22 pm] |
Right.
How much does a Daily Prophet subscription cost? I am clearly missing out on the warm-up to the apocalypse, et cetera. And I don't want to. Honest.
{Warded to James}
Your precious Task Force is full of wankers and bastards, who in turn are full of shit. I was informed today I can't join in because a) I don't have a guarantor and b) I am a convict. Clearly someone's missing the words 'fucking reformed' from their dictionary.
{Warded to Dora}
Do I have anything to worry about? Are you too in on some secretive mission to save the world without telling me? As your uncle I expressly forbid you from saving the world.
{Warded to Marlene}
...if I hear the words, 'oh, didn't you already know?' from you, there will be fucking murders. |
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